Two rap sheets. I guess that’s what you’d call them. Oh God, I don’t know. At this point there’s not a whole lot of worrying about semantics. They arrived in my inbox courtesy of jfsdavis, whoever he or she is, at the Department of Homeland Security. I don’t know who these people are, except that for whatever reason, my last blog post brought this my way. I’m going to try to, oh Christ, I don’t know. I made the mistake of telling Meredith about them, showing her what they were. I’m going to try to upload them here. My thought is that they’ll probably be gone in an hour or two but if you’ve been following my blog so far then here they are.